Okay, this is kind of silly but clearly people don’t understand the internet.

Earlier today there was a story posted by DuffelBlog that said that former Sergeant Major of the Marine Corps Kent was the creator of Terminal Lance. For those of you unaware, DuffelBlog is a fake news site, in the same vein as TheOnion. When I say “fake news site,” I’m of course referring to the fact that everything they post is fictional and is made to make you laugh. The story is fake. Although I share certain traits with black males like my exceptionally large penis, I am not Sergeant Major Kent.

I figured it would be obvious for most, but clearly many people don’t understand jokes. I do encourage you to check out DuffelBlog for a good laugh, though.