Maximilian

Creator

Terminal Lance #49 “Myths and Legends”

July 6, 2010

I decided to go in a somewhat ridiculous direction today. Lately my sense of humor has been fairly eclectic, I can’t help but feel drawn to the slightly absurd for some reason. I also really wanted to start a new “series”, one I am calling “Myths and Legends”. These of course are the Myths and Legends of the Marine Corps, the ones that you hear about every day, embedded within the culture itself.

All Marines know the name Susie Rottencrotch. If you don’t, you’ve been doing it wrong. Its just been a personal endeavor to imagine what she must look like–worn out and abused from years of plethoric amounts of cocks and semen filling the void of her hollow soul–well, her vagina at any rate.

Maybe I just have an overactive imagination, but Terminal Lance wouldn’t exist if I did not–and therefore you will all be subject to my aimless and sporadic thoughts and theories.

So after much debate I finally sunk down and got myself a Mac. I’m having quite a bit of fun learning the Mac OS, I’ve personally always been a Windows guy. With my entrance into the California College of the Arts, however, I had to make the switch. Currently, I had to make the strip on my PC since I don’t have Photoshop on my Mac yet, but I expect to remedy this soon enough. Frankly, throwing down that much on my credit card felt like I was making some kind of deal with the devil at the Mac Store, but it is a very high quality piece of equipment and worth it from what I can tell thus far. I look forward to my future exploits with the device.

In other news, I’m putting on my civilian weight. Apparently not PT-ing and taking late night trips to IHOP and the like is bad for your health. Who knew? I won’t have gym access until I start school so I’ll just have to “rough” it out until then (as rough as eating pancakes can be, I know).

Well, until next time gents. I hope you all had a good 4th of July!

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